the cool boi studio coc(k)

The COC(K) - Code of Conduct

By accessing our website, joining our Discord or playing our games, you agree to abide by the following COC(K) rules. Disregarding these guidelines may result in severe consequences, including but not limited to being laughed at.

1. No Disrespecting Rocky's Legacy

Our mascot, Rocky, is sacred. Any attempt to discredit Rocky will be met with the most unreasonably dramatic response possible.

2. The Unspoken Rule of Silence

If you’re going to complain, make sure it’s hilarious. Otherwise, keep it to yourself. We’re here to laugh, not to be lectured.

3. No sueing cool boi studios

Sueing us wil not only make you look stupid, but even the courtroom is going to laugh at you for FUCKING SUEING A GUY LIKE THAT FUCKING GUY WITH THE HAMMER IS LIKE "uhhh mr cool boi studios what do you do" AND THEM I LIKE "im a retarded dumbass and i make roblox sword fighting games lol xD kekw"

4. Laughter is Mandatory

You are legally obligated to laugh at all of our jokes. Any failure to do so will result in a 2-minute replay of the cool boi studios™ Laughter Training Video until you’re sufficiently amused. It’s for your own good.

5. We own your sandwiches

Upon joining the cool boi studios community, all sandwiches you eat officially become our property. You may still eat them, but we hold the rights to all sandwiches. Share a picture of your sandwich with us, or it will never be the same again.

Final Clause:

By agreeing to this COC(K), you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and will follow the weirdest set of rules ever written in the history of the internet. Failure to comply may result in a permanent ban or the very real possibility of a dancing potato at your door.